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posted by: RedTigress (reply) post date: 03.09.04 (7:31 pm) pirates, of course... Did you ever go to the comedy central message board for tough crowd with colin quinn? They had a huge pirates v. ninjas thread there. thought you may have seen it. posted by: CBbiggun (reply) post date: 03.09.04 (7:57 pm) you know, cheryl came up with this crap; that is probably where she got it. so...yea posted by: CBbiggun (reply) post date: 03.09.04 (7:58 pm) oh, and pirates suck, ninjas are SO much better. so...yea posted by: sleeface (reply) post date: 03.09.04 (8:06 pm) Actually she got it from KTXT (the college radio station); they've been debating it there for a while now. posted by: TehJessie (reply) post date: 03.10.04 (2:08 pm) Everybody gets to hear this: Ahhh, the mind numbing goodness of a question like this... I have compiled the merits of each pirates and ninjas, and I think you need to hear them. Ahem. Pirates: 1) Johnny Depp. 2) Swashbuckling. Not necessarily the act or anything, just the word. It's ah... verra nice. 3) Pirates! Gold (the top of best game that I don't have anymore. I'm totally crying now.) 4) Arrr, matey! 5) Pirates are all inclusive - you don't have to have teeth, talent, intelligence, or all your limbs to be one. Ninjas: 1) Good "s" adjectives that apply: sly, subtle, subversive, sexy, sassy, silent, sneaky, etc. 2) Higher occurence of teeth than found in pirates (Except in the "gold tooth" category, where they have less, but that's a good thing) 3) Job security. Say a pirate's ship is sunk. What does the pirate do then? Drown, obviously. Ninjas always have other things they can do. Like teach martial arts or become a chef. And job security is decidedly a factor when looking at coolness. I mean, who wants to hang out with a smelly pirate who hasn't had a job in ten years? So as you can see, the ninjas obviously win. Or you can just opt for the "Ninjas from the coast" route. That is all. Carry on. Nothing to see here. Teh Jessie! posted by: Doesn't Care (reply) post date: 03.12.04 (8:40 pm) Pirates are better. Period. posted by: mikka (reply) post date: 03.13.04 (6:14 am) Pirates rock! How can you even say such a thing. Pirates are SO much better... posted by: sillage (reply) post date: 05.31.04 (11:35 am) Doesn't Care and mikka are correct. pirates do indeed rock. and on a side note; i would much rather make love to a 'dirty pirate' than a 'clean ninja'....dont ask why, i just would. [and yes, i know codie will ridicule me for this] -Aleece p.s. to codie *if he reads this* DAVE MATTHEWS...oh yes, i said it... posted by: cherio55 (reply) post date: 08.28.04 (8:40 pm) pirates have the awesome hats and the cool ship. they def win as the coolest! |
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